10. I start to hate everything.
9. I to start to crave everything.
8. Parkas appear. Ugly, tacky, unflattering parkas.
7. It all looks like grey wasteland out there.
6. I check the weather regularly and, as a result, cringe regularly.
5. Once I'm inside, my butt cheeks stay frozen long after the rest of me has warmed.
4. Snot and tears run with wild abandon after 2 seconds outside.
3. I am reminded that I forgot to have my coat dry cleaned. Again.
2. I wish for (because I'm too cheap to buy) a remote car starter.
1. Wolf and moose motif coats, fleeces, and capes - yes, capes, appear. The one thing that trumps a parka is a wolf-motif fleece. Gah!
2 comments:
It makes me happy(er) that I have someone to wallow in Seasonal Affective Disorder misery with this winter season.
How many days till Spring?!?!?
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
I miss the Mediterranean weather!
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